Thursday, 4 July 2013

The Beginning (12)

“THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN”
“ONE IS FOR FIGHTING ONE IS FOR FUN”


If for some crazy reason you ever made the drastic mistake of calling your R1 rifle your gun, this would be your immediate punishment. While holding your rifle out in front of you with one arm you would have to grab your dick with the other hand and shout this lovely little tune out just so you never ever were so silly as to confuse your penis and your rifle ever ,ever, ever again.

Gotta love the army, those little buggrs weighed 4,3kg and you could hold it for a while but it was always just a question of time before your arm tired and then you would be punished for being weak. 

Fuckin lunatics, gotta love being a soldier, did I mention the blue stone they put in our coffee, Fucking lunatics.




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