Wednesday, 7 September 2016

The Leroy Chronicles (5)

I first got word that Leroy was in town from 2 different sources, both told the same tale and same look of mixed curiosity and worry written all over their faces.

Apparently the train from London does not get all the way to Newquay, which was Leroys selected means of transport on his sojourn to the sunny west coast and a week of chaos in Cornwall. Apparently it is a long, hot train ride to wherever the last stop is, then a long hitch into town. Apparently more than a few liquid refreshemnts were needed to make the whole thing bareable and by the time Newquay was finally reached Leroy was a little hot and bothered.

He also had absolutely no idea where to find me.

It is a short walk from the contest site to the hotel down the only access road from the town centre to the beach. It was on this road where I got my first and second warnings both in quick succession.




Thursday, 7 April 2016

The Tokolosh Diaries, End Chapter, Episode 1.

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Monday, 4 April 2016

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Thursday, 10 September 2015

The Leroy Chronicles (4)

I just knew this was not going to end well, I had been down this road before. Leroy was the world champion of just pushing things that one step too far. Noooooo, what was I thinking it was never just one step too far it was always way past as far as it could be pushed. Pez was right tonight I would lose my job and believe me it was the best job in the world.

The first time I had seen Leroy in full flight was when we were still groms and the bar fight down at Margate, but then everyone was going crazy that night, it was not until much later and after reflecting back did I realize that he was having way too much fun. Everyone else was just trying to control an out of control situation. With Leroy you learned to expect the unexpected, but no matter how prepared you thought you were, it was never enough.


Then again we were from the Bluff.


Wednesday, 9 September 2015

The Leroy Chronicles (3)

I had been invited as the manager of ASP Europe along with the top 8 surfers in the event to attend the larney dinner dance function, we were all sitting at our own table pretty much in the middle of the dining hall, the guests of honour.

Leroy was the last to arrive at our table and the first confused looks of all present soon turned to amusement then to just outright amazement. Clearly Leroy was not Brad Gerlach even though he had just sat himself down at the place marked Brad Gerlach. Machado was the most confused, Davo just smiled, Big Foot had a raised eyebrow but said nothing, the rest just kind of looked puzzled.

Leroy put things straight before I could say a word and once again I quote. 

“Hi I´m Brad, I can´t remember what this young lady´s name is as I just met her on the street outside 5 minutes ago.” That raised a few snickers and Davo was immediately impressed, Leroy however was only warming up. “I saw she had this thing in her tongue and  (this was the early 90`s and I had never actually ever seen a tongue piercing before)  I thought, I am sure by the end of the night I could get her to stick that little metal ball stuck in her tongue right up the hole in the end of my dick”

That was when I knew I was fucked.